{"product_id":"rick-meltons-horror-art-book-bundle-fright-gallery-and-cream-of-suzi","title":"Rick Melton's Horror Art Book Bundle - Fright Gallery and Cream of Suzi","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFright Gallery Hardcover Art Book \/ Cream of Suzi Softcover Art Book Bundle\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eCream of Suzi - Erotic Art Book\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRick Melton - The Cream of Suzi\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #7f160e; font-size: x-large;\"\u003ePlease note this book show sexually explicit paintings by Rick Melton. Please do not buy this if you are easily offended.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Standard\"\u003eHi guys, Suzi here! Welcome to my latest book which not only combines heavily revised editions of Scream Along With Suzi, Suzi Screams Again and A Fistful Of Suzi but over 60 brand new, steamy, titty-tastic pages! These new pages were originally going to consist of old stuff from Uncle Rick’s first 2012 book, but I dropped that idea because it was poo. Having said that, even poo is much sought after if it’s rare, like say, pterodactyl poo. Or even ordinary poo if you’re into that sought of thing. Stephanie Stool, the editor of Shat-Faced Rimmer magazine, can’t get enough of the stuff. Nice girl, but I wouldn’t want to jump out of cake with her at a posh bachelor party or anything, not unless I accidentality pooped myself and needed someone to blame for the smell!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Standard\"\u003eHowever, we’re not here to discuss a bunch of guys hurling up suspiciously warm fudge gateau at Brycie’s stag-do. Nope, we’re here to enjoy all the tasty treats tucked away behind my bulging back doors! And what treats they are, for not only am I offering lashings of brand new artwork but also many archival features which have been requested by big fans of Uncle Rick’s column!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Standard\"\u003eOK, that’s a fib. Nobody has requested them, and Uncle Rick’s column doesn’t have any fans. But what the flip, you can always wipe your bottoms on them if there’s no loo roll handy, and they’re a darn sight kinder on your bum than Brycie’s cheap cardboard cake plates which, I might add, you shouldn’t pop back on the table afterwards!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Standard\"\u003eAnyway, enough of my excessive gushing, here’s to you all having a gripping time with my new book; 420 thrill-a-flick pages that are guaranteed to knock your co...um...socks off and leave you feeling whacked out long before you plunge into my well-stuffed rear end!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Standard\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook size: Portrait  297mm x 210mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePages: 416 full colour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eFright Gallery Book of Erotic Art and Trash Horror\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRick Melton's Complete Lifes Work In One Shameless Fright Gallery Exhibition of Blood and Sluts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Dark Side Towers and my, Rick Melton's excellent Fright Gallery tour. Come in out of the rain, shake off those brollies and prepare yourselves for a hair-raising ride of my most spectacular, spooky and downright sleazy erotic art. Of course, there’s more to Rick Melton’s Gallery than just gawking at paintings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuzi has whipped you up a batch of herfabulous Creamy Fish Fingers,\u003cbr\u003econsisting of carp, frogs and anything else Reptilicus vomited into the zombie latrines, \u003cbr\u003eSo, please grab yourself one of ourfree barf bags and form an orderly queue\u003cbr\u003ebehind your guide, Quasimodo. He has a well spanked hunch that you’re all\u003cbr\u003eabout to have the times of yourlives!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Shameless Exhibition of Blood and Sluts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook size: Portrait  297mm x 210mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePages: 416 full colour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAbout The Author\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eRick Melton is probably best known for his Arrow Video artwork and\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003efor painting an amazing 120 Dark Side magazine covers on the trot.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSadly, Arrow Video eventually found someone good, but Rick kept\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ehis Dark Side gig because everyone else wanted paying. Happy to\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003etroll for jobs in the sort of murky waters that no self respecting\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eillustrator would be seen bobbing about dead in, Rick’s 400\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003emagazine, book and blu ray covers certainly add credence to his\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ewebsite motto ‘No Job Too Demeaning!’\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor more horror movie books click \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wildstarhearts.net\/collections\/rick-melton-books\" title=\"Horror Movie Books\" target=\"_self\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor more of Rick Meltons work click \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.stunninglysavage.com\/\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Hardback Fright Gallery \/ Softback Cream of Suzi","offer_id":44154783432822,"sku":null,"price":59.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/Books_Bundle.jpg?v=1788960480","url":"https:\/\/wildstarhearts.net\/products\/rick-meltons-horror-art-book-bundle-fright-gallery-and-cream-of-suzi","provider":"Wild Star Hearts ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}